Post by Thor Ericsson on Mar 26, 2011 19:41:16 GMT 1
Vampire Laws as directed by Drake Legend.
(Subject to change on his whim)
(Subject to change on his whim)
1. Drake Legend's word is law.
2. One Vampire shall not kill another without the authority to do so.
3. VSF has the power to pass down judgment and prosecute criminals as they see fit.
4. Anyone who engages in vampire stereotyping or possess pre-apocalypse vampire merchandise which stereotypes vampires will become the property of the offended vampire to do with as he sees fit.
5. Humans shall not be kept as pets unless it is a punishment for committing a crime in which the human lost their freedom.
6. Any vampire who abuses or feeds on a human without permission is subject to having his feeding fangs removed. Is three months starvation worth the quick snack? Code words for this section is attack innocent humans.
7. Anyone associated with the murder of a vampire will be killed without mercy, drained of blood for the blood bank. The rest of their remains will be burned and recycled by using the ashes as fertilizer in the hydroponic gardens.
8. Anyone convicted of aiding in the rebellion shall be drained of blood for the blood bank. The rest of their remains will be burned and recycled by using the ashes as fertilizer in the hydroponic gardens.
9. Vampires may own up to 25 slaves.
10. Slaves must be well treated and kept healthy at all times. Failure to do so will result in slaves being re-homed.
11. Vampires may not abuse or terrorize humans in any way.
